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11-07-2009, 04:51 PM

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WTF! Week 9 bitches

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Vegas Odds:
Favorite       Points  Underdog
Jacksonville   -6.5    Kansas City
Baltimore        -3    Cincinnati
Indianapolis     -9    Houston
Atlanta          -9    Washington
Green Bay       -10    Tampa Bay
Chicago          -3    Arizona
New England   -10.5    Miami
New Orleans     -13    Carolina
Seattle         -10    Detroit
San Francisco    -4    Tennessee
NY Giants        -5    San Diego
Philadelphia     -3    Dallas
Pittsburgh       -3    Denver

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My Picks:
Kansas City   over Jacksonville
Baltimore     over Cincinnati
Indianapolis  over Houston
Atlanta       over Washington
Green Bay     over Tampa Bay
Arizona       over Chicago
New England   over Miami
New Orleans   over Carolina
Seattle       over Detroit
San Francisco over Tennessee
San Diego     over NY Giants
Dallas        over Philadelphia
Denver        over Pittsburgh

If I were putting down money in Vegas, I would bet:
New Orleans -13
Kansas City +6
Detroit +10
Miami +10.5

Odds are from http://www.footballlocks.com/nfl_lines.shtml at the time of my post.

11-07-2009, 05:07 PM

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If Seattle doesn't beat Detroit, I'll perform seppuku.

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11-07-2009, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by CBK

If Seattle doesn't beat Detroit, I'll perform seppuku.

Is that the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can’t find anybody else to kill? I heard you can do it with a Frisbee.

11-08-2009, 04:01 PM

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Next week is going to be a bitch for my Bengals. I don't see Pissburgh letting us roll on them.

Who-Dey motherfuckers!

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11-08-2009, 04:07 PM

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Wow, are the Bears really this terrible? Some CBS anchor actually came on at 3 o'clock and said "Well, we thought we'd be showing you a more competitive game. Since that's not happening, here's Green Bay at the Bucs."

11-08-2009, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by CBK

If Seattle doesn't beat Detroit, I'll perform seppuku.

I got a frisbee if you need one broham.

11-08-2009, 05:27 PM

Raziel

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How fitting that the three guys traded for Eli Manning come to the Meadowlands and personally win the game for the Chargers.

11-08-2009, 05:29 PM

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/me does the giants-lost-happy-dance

11-08-2009, 05:33 PM

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/me does the giants-lost-happy-dance

11-08-2009, 06:57 PM

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/me does the giants-lost-happy-dance

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11-08-2009, 07:25 PM

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Very happy to see the Saints at 8-0 for the first time, but damn they need to start playing a full 4 quarters, stop turning the ball over, and start stopping the run.

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11-08-2009, 09:38 PM

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Very happy to see the Saints at 8-0 for the first time, but damn they need to start playing a full 4 quarters, stop turning the ball over, and start stopping the run.

Your Saints are kicking ass this year.

My Hawks... well, they beat Detroit (woah!), after starting the game down 17 points in the first quarter. Hopefully they can carry this momentum into the Cards game next week.

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11-09-2009, 07:12 AM

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My Hawks... well, they beat Detroit (woah!), after starting the game down 17 points in the first quarter. Hopefully they can carry this momentum into the Cards game next week.

You haven't given up on the season yet? Wow.

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11-09-2009, 07:36 AM

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You haven't given up on the season yet? Wow.

i think the parity in the nfc is well documented. there are only 3 teams that are out of the hunt.

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11-09-2009, 10:40 AM

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The niners are just falling apart.

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11-09-2009, 10:55 AM

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The niners are just falling apart.

Not so much as they were just overrated to begin with.

11-09-2009, 11:04 AM

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Not so much as they were just overrated to begin with.

yeah.
I should have known better to get my hopes up.

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11-09-2009, 11:35 AM

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yeah.
I should have known better to get my hopes up.

On that note the Bengals have been a very pleasant surprise to me this season after expecting them to suck and not getting swept up in the early season success.

11-09-2009, 12:03 PM

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11-09-2009, 12:48 PM

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11-09-2009, 02:16 PM

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tonight's game will be interesting!

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11-09-2009, 03:28 PM

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You haven't given up on the season yet? Wow.

Tied for 2nd with SF. Says a whole bunch, that does.

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11-09-2009, 07:40 PM

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You haven't given up on the season yet? Wow.

The Hawks play in the NFC West....a team could go 8-8 and still win the division....and when Hasselbeck plays, the Hawks alway have a chance...especially at home

11-09-2009, 08:05 PM

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11-09-2009, 10:29 PM

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The Hawks play in the NFC West....a team could go 8-8 and still win the division....and when Hasselbeck plays, the Hawks alway have a chance...especially at home

Truth. We have no Saints, Indy, or Minn in our division. The best team in the division (Arizona) is mediocre at best compared to the rest of the league.

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11-10-2009, 01:24 PM

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with any luck san fran will lose the rest of their games and all of next seasons and every game ever played again for kneeling before crabtree like a bitch

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11-10-2009, 10:47 PM

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The Hawks play in the NFC West....a team could go 8-8 and still win the division....and when Hasselbeck plays, the Hawks alway have a chance...especially at home

HI! Thanks for that win this week buddy!

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11-10-2009, 11:21 PM

Namtih

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HI! Thanks for that win this week buddy!

What sucked is that I was beating you in the 3rd quarter of the Broncos game, then they had to go and give up that last touchdown...

shit dropped me down from 2nd to fifth place...

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