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11-16-2007, 01:46 AM

KrazyBarber

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Originally Posted by Haywire99

Oh look kiddies. It's that time of the month again where Clown decides to look tough in front of the other mofo's by waving that big 'i'm smarter than you altho I drove my car into a fucking lake while high off my ass' e-dick of his at me.

But hey, it's all good. The arbor day remark was pure sarcasm- But thanks for taking that post seriously.

Secondly, way to show all this effort towards me by posting a question from ANOTHER thread back in here with the college remark. I might as well answer in here since you seem to want to know. I went to Pace University in lower manhattan. Not the most prestigious college in NYC I'm sure, but not the easiest to get into or cheapest either. Meh.

So yeah... how's school up in Canada going for you again? Getting a good grasp on all that Canada has to offer?

Heh, you say this as if none of us already figured this
out by now.

did his post really merit such a lengthy fucking response?

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11-16-2007, 02:14 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Haywire99

really biting insults

ooh my turn - you're overweight/ugly, your opinions are based on what you think people want to hear and you try to make rl friends on the internet (refer to #1). now you go!

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11-16-2007, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by nater

I just now got the reference... blah.

The only people who have any reason to be offended are people who are firstly hos, and secondly are unfamiliar with THE MOST FAMOUS FUCKING BELLY LAUGH IN THE WHOLE GODDAMNED WORLD.

How about we just have Santa say "There is no border, come on in amigos... Allah Ackbar! yiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyi!!!" Then he can ask all the bad boys and girls what new social programs they want, and he can tax all the good kids' paper route money to pay for it. Fuck people for giving this any credibility at all. Fuck the left for being a home to this kind of bullshit PC thinking. Fuck the PC folks for... fucking existing.

I work in what might be the most lefty place on the planet outside of California, and everyone is talking about how stupid this is.

I very much enjoyed your likening people who take advantage of social programs as "the bad boys and girls." If one were so inclined, one could make an argument that the boys and girls who object to paying for these social programs are the ones who contribute to the conditions which make them necessary...luckily, however, I am not so inclined. I'm pretty busy handing out money on the street to anyone who doesn't feel like working for a living.

Edit: Your money, by the way.

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11-16-2007, 09:41 AM

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My take:

Santa: 'Ho ho ho'
Do-gooders : 'That word is offensive'
Little kids: 'I do not understand, how?'
Do-gooders: ' 'Ho' can be used to mean prostitute'
Little Kids: 'Hey a new word...thanks...we just thought is was a laugh..thanks for pointing that out....what is a prostitute?'
etc...

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11-16-2007, 10:17 AM

nater

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Haywire99

I went to Pace University in lower manhattan. Not the most prestigious college in NYC I'm sure, but not the easiest to get into or cheapest either. Meh.

Am I the only one who thinks its funny that the mexican went to a school that shares a name with a salsa brand? And that its in New York City? NEW YORK CITY?!?!

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11-16-2007, 10:18 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by nater

Am I the only one who thinks its funny that the mexican went to a school that shares a name with a salsa brand? And that its in New York City? NEW YORK CITY?!?!

fucking black text ruined my response. :-(

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11-16-2007, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by nater

Am I the only one who thinks its funny that the mexican went to a school that shares a name with a salsa brand? And that its in New York City? NEW YORK CITY?!?!

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11-16-2007, 11:02 AM

nater

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Originally Posted by Haywire99

Don't be mad at me, you're the one who went to salsa college.

Don't feel too bad, my school/town have a name that is apparently a euphemism for masturbation in quebec.

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11-16-2007, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by nater

Don't be mad at me, you're the one who went to salsa college.

Don't feel too bad, my school/town have a name that is apparently a euphemism for masturbation in quebec.

Its a French-Canadian city. Everything is a euphemism for masturbation there.

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11-16-2007, 11:46 AM

nater

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Originally Posted by JoeMama

Its a French-Canadian city. Everything is a euphemism for masturbation there.

How are things in the city of California?

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11-16-2007, 12:04 PM

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Don't be mad at me, you're the one who went to salsa college.

ROFL

win.

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11-16-2007, 12:17 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by nater

How are things in the city of California?

Euphemism-free

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11-16-2007, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by JoeMama

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Euphemism-free

i take it you've never stayed at a B&B in Jerkoff, CA?

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11-16-2007, 01:54 PM

nater

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Originally Posted by Guru

i take it you've never stayed at a B&B in Jerkoff, CA?

Whoa... Jerkoff California is how Grst refers to you... It's weird to hear its actually a place.

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11-16-2007, 02:00 PM

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Whoa... Jerkoff California is how Grst refers to you... It's weird to hear its actually a place.

He's good with the nicknames. He calls you Swallows Jizz Wisconsin. Is that a real place too?

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11-16-2007, 02:07 PM

nater

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Originally Posted by Guru

He's good with the nicknames. He calls you Swallows Jizz Wisconsin. Is that a real place too?

Madison.

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11-16-2007, 02:28 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by nater

Madison.

LOL.

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I snorted coke off a girl's tit last night. She wasn't even a stripper. It was Guru's wife.

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11-16-2007, 03:32 PM

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Madison.

Hey! I like that town! minus the hippies.

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11-16-2007, 03:36 PM

nater

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Hey! I like that town! minus the hippies.

Of course you do, all women love gay men.

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11-16-2007, 03:37 PM

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Of course you do, all women love gay men.

snicker

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11-16-2007, 03:40 PM

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