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Old 11-17-2009, 08:29 PM
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Old 11-18-2009, 05:32 AM
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Katy Perry without make up.

I never rated her personally before, but now, Russell Brand is one lucky fucker.
without makeup my ass. thats makeup 'without makeup'
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Old 11-18-2009, 05:39 AM
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I never rated her personally before, but now, Russell Brand is one lucky fucker.
Really? Because she could look worse, but she doesn't look good, imo. But I'm on the Garf train with this one so I'm biased.
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Old 11-23-2009, 01:53 PM
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i didnt know marylin manson was still doing gigs.

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Old 11-23-2009, 01:54 PM
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i didnt know marylin manson was still doing gigs.

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Old 11-24-2009, 02:09 PM
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Old 12-08-2009, 09:19 AM
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Ive got the book and its awesome...WARNING This may contain some spoilersthis was to give you time to scroll away so you wouldnt see itThe following die SO FAR: Griphook the goblin, mad-eye moody, dobby, and Ted Tonks...End of spoilers
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Old 12-08-2009, 09:33 AM
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Ive got the book and its awesome...WARNING This may contain some spoilersthis was to give you time to scroll away so you wouldnt see itThe following die SO FAR: Griphook the goblin, mad-eye moody, dobby, and Ted Tonks...End of spoilers
God damnit you fucking ruined it for me asshole.
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Old 12-08-2009, 02:18 PM
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Ive got the book and its awesome...WARNING This may contain some spoilersthis was to give you time to scroll away so you wouldnt see itThe following die SO FAR: Griphook the goblin, mad-eye moody, dobby, and Ted Tonks...End of spoilers

SO FAR?!
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Old 12-16-2009, 12:46 PM
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Old 12-18-2009, 08:36 PM
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Another one I cannot stand is Kesha. I keep fucking hearing that song of hers.

Pedicure on our toes toes, trying on all our clothes clothes. Fuck I hate this song!
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Old 12-18-2009, 08:38 PM
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Another one I cannot stand is Kesha. I keep fucking hearing that song of hers.

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Old 12-18-2009, 08:41 PM
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I do not know what you're talking about, and I'm happy about that.

This came on the radio when I was driving to work the other day. It's like somebody took an entire hour of "Jersey Shore" and condensed it into a 3 minute song. It's beyond awful. It's worse than Fergie rapping in Black Eyed Peas songs.
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Old 12-19-2009, 01:23 AM
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Another one I cannot stand is Kesha. I keep fucking hearing that song of hers.

Pedicure on our toes toes, trying on all our clothes clothes. Fuck I hate this song!
If you didn't hate her enough already I'm pretty sure she spells it "Ke$ha".
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Old 12-19-2009, 02:07 AM
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If you didn't hate her enough already I'm pretty sure she spells it "Ke$ha".

I fucking hate you mother fuckers. All this shit that I've never have known about, and now I can't unknow it. As much as I want this bitch to be rape strangled to death, I want you motherfuckers scourged.
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Old 12-19-2009, 02:25 AM
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This came on the radio when I was driving to work the other day. It's like somebody took an entire hour of "Jersey Shore" and condensed it into a 3 minute song. It's beyond awful. It's worse than Fergie rapping in Black Eyed Peas songs.
Yeah, if its what i'm thinking of, its fucking horrible.
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Old 12-19-2009, 02:28 PM
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Another one I cannot stand is Kesha. I keep fucking hearing that song of hers.

Pedicure on our toes toes, trying on all our clothes clothes. Fuck I hate this song!

her website is going to revolutionize the internets:

http://www.keshasparty.com/
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Old 12-19-2009, 03:42 PM
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Jesus christ! I didn't realize that post-date rape was the new fashion 'in'. That is one fugly bitch.
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Its like a bad geocities page from 1997.
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