*chills*


^That^ scene was one of my favorites in the first installment of the LotR films. I was uber-pleased (mostly in my pants) that they chose Liv Tyler to play the character (I ended up REALLY LIKING her performance), but I was also pretty enamored with the sword they designed for her.

United Cutlery won the licensing rights for the LotR franchise, & almost immediately set about producing a surprisingly high quality line of swords - - - all of which cost a bit more than I felt like paying. So I didn't. That was several years ago.

So the other day I came across a guy whose teenaged son had run up a giant (& apparently unacceptable) cell phone bill, & in order to pay it off, the father was selling some of his son's collectibles; one of which was one of the licensed replicas of "Hadhafang" (Arwen's sword). He stated the sword was in perfect shape & would be shipped in the original box/packing. OH, & he was selling it for $40, which is less than 1/4 the original retail price. \m/ \m/

Anyway, I received it today, & thought I'd take some pix of it:



How do you say "BOO-YAH" in Elvish?

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Fucking Christ, Gratz Batty! I was going to make a blatant I wanna fuck you due to your superior uberness statement here but wasn't really sure where to begin. So, your wife, my man, our swords, a lot of movies and perhaps... tea? idk, but that's an awesome addition and I'm glad you were able to nab it.

According to Jhonen Olain: "Boo-yah!" in Elvish is "Shai-on!"

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That is sick, man. Seems vaugely reminiscent of the sword that Valeria used, marketed by Atlanta Cutlery as the "Eastern Fantasy Barbarian Sword".

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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. Then talk shit loudly and run, since you're a mile away and he isn't wearing shoes.

I think I like the reason for selling it more than the item itself. That's just good modern day parenting. You don't see it often these days.

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Totally. Love that whole scene, one little elf girl standing down a pack of Nazgûl. Badass.

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Fucking awesome. Good find!

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So batty, do you keep an inventory list of replicas and collectible items you own? I'd love to see a list of shit you own and a little note describing if you bought it as is or modified/constructed it yourself.

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"SHAI-ON!!!"

The link is just for the movie/TV replicas. I have yet to create something for online display of my miscellaneous other stabby, slicey, pointy things. Maybe this weekend.
It breaks down something like this:
Purchased finished:
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Hadhafang: The Sword of Arwen
The Wand of Jadis, the White Witch
Peter's Sword
Deckard's Wallet (& Contents)
Mary O'Brian's Perfume
Grammaton Cleric Standard Issue Wrist-watch
Atlantean Sword
BPRD Zippo Lighter
Chief Bryant's Ashtray
Two-Face's Coin
Batarang
Prop Currency
Arm/Disarm Reactor Keys
Darth Vader's Lightsaber (ESB)
Prop Coin - Capped Bust Half Dollar
Mondoshawan Key
Sting Sword FX Collectible
The Joker's Blade
Luke Skywalker's Lightsaber (ESB)
Holy Brass Knuckles
Zhora's snake scale
Serenity Ship Documents Wallet
Deckard's Tsing Tao glasses
Colonial Sidearm


Purchased Kit or "Real-world" Base Parts & Heavily Modified/Painted:
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Johnnie Walker Black Label (Circa 2019 A.D.)
Leon Kowalski's Pistol (AKA: Mother's Defender)
Deckard's Antique Opium Weight
Grammaton Cleric sidearms
Snake Cult Pendant
River's Goggles
Tall Cards
Voice Recorder
Broken Master Sword
Luke Skywalker's Lightsaber (RotJ)
Obi-wan Kenobi's Lightsaber (ANH)
Riddick's Blades


Built Totally from Scratch Materials:
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Priest Vallon's Straight Razor
Amsterdam's Club-Axe
'Wheel of Pain' pendant
Thorgrim's Hammer
Yoda's Lamp
Agent Bug

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Most people think Batty is crazy. He just had the rotten luck of being born in the wrong century. He'd be right at home on some ancient battlefield, swinging an ax into somebody's face. Or in a Roman arena taking a sword to other gladiators like him. They'd have tossed him girls like Biel back then...

Although ^THIS^ photo here is a picture of the screen-used sword.

The Atlanta Cutlery version is a ghost of what that sword is. But hey, I could actually, like, AFFORD the AC one; so yeah.

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Most people think Batty is crazy. He just had the rotten luck of being born in the wrong century. He'd be right at home on some ancient battlefield, swinging an ax into somebody's face. Or in a Roman arena taking a sword to other gladiators like him. They'd have tossed him girls like Biel back then...

You made a striaghtrazor? As a fan of straightrazors, I would love to see it. Is there a thread?

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Yep, & you were there imo.

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Most people think Batty is crazy. He just had the rotten luck of being born in the wrong century. He'd be right at home on some ancient battlefield, swinging an ax into somebody's face. Or in a Roman arena taking a sword to other gladiators like him. They'd have tossed him girls like Biel back then...

lol... so I was!

Things tend to be a bit of a blur around here.

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Thanks, batty. Badass.

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Absolutely one of my favorite LoTR scenes as well.
As far as the sword and how it came to be yours:
SCORE!!!!

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For serious.

And in related news, exactly how geeky is it, that, without looking it up, I know the next dialogue Arwen says is:

"Nin o chithaglir lasto beth daer, rimmo nin bruinen dan in ulaer!"

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Most people think Batty is crazy. He just had the rotten luck of being born in the wrong century. He'd be right at home on some ancient battlefield, swinging an ax into somebody's face. Or in a Roman arena taking a sword to other gladiators like him. They'd have tossed him girls like Biel back then...

Monumentally, terrifyingly geeky.

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OK, just checking.

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Most people think Batty is crazy. He just had the rotten luck of being born in the wrong century. He'd be right at home on some ancient battlefield, swinging an ax into somebody's face. Or in a Roman arena taking a sword to other gladiators like him. They'd have tossed him girls like Biel back then...