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11-01-2009, 11:16 PM

jinker

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Movember

Took off the beard for the first time in at least 7 or 8 years.

Now my face feels like it's wet any time there's a breeze because I'm not used to being clean-shaven. I thought I would get used to it in a few minutes, but it's been 5 hours and it's still strange.

Oh yeah:
http://movember.com

11-01-2009, 11:54 PM

Cplus

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Is Movember just a Canadian thing?.....we did it at a local bar a couple of years ago, and now I'm hearing about it all over the place.

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11-01-2009, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by jinker

Now my face feels like it's wet any time there's a breeze because I'm not used to being clean-shaven. I thought I would get used to it in a few minutes, but it's been 5 hours and it's still strange.

My balls feel the same way after being shaved.

11-02-2009, 12:01 AM

Garf

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I don't need no fucking faggot ass Canadians telling me how awesome my mustache is while they try to trick me into letting them feel up my ball sack under the guise of a free cancer examination. Fuck you and fuck this faggotry. Keep this shit quarantined in moose country.

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11-02-2009, 12:16 AM

nater

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Originally Posted by afrozilla

My balls feel the same way after being shaved.

You probably need to have pubes first.

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11-02-2009, 12:28 AM

Garf

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Originally Posted by jinker

Now my face feels like it's wet any time there's a breeze because I'm not used to being clean-shaven. I thought I would get used to it in a few minutes, but it's been 5 hours and it's still strange.

You should try being a hairy, manly mother fucker for months on end and then suddenly shaving every hair off your body (except eyebrows and possibly scalp hair). Skin all over your body is suddenly elevated to super sensitive status. There are three amazing sensations that go along with this:

1) Every bed you get into feels like it's made of magical silk woven by the most gifted middle eastern slave women of all time. Best sleep ever.

2) When you jump into a body of water or take a shower, you feel like the water refuses to even touch you. It's strange and hot and awesome and try not to work one out the first time you take a shower upon hairlessness. I dare you.

3) F'ing around with a smooth-skinned female is surprisingly fucking hot when there is limited friction.

These things I know to be true.

But don't make a habbit of shaving your body. Unless you have a good reason, you're totally gay.

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11-02-2009, 02:48 AM

Oldbenkenobi

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Originally Posted by Garf

totally gay.

Yes you are.

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11-02-2009, 02:59 AM

jinker

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Originally Posted by Garf

"The idea for Movember was sparked in 2003 over a few beers in Melbourne, Australia. The guys behind it joked about 80s fashion and decided it was time to bring the moustache back. In order to justify their Mos (Australian slang for moustache), they used their new looks to raise money for prostate cancer research… never dreaming that facial hair would ultimately lead to a global movement that would get men talking about a taboo subject – their health. "

Don't worry, Canada wants nothing to do with you or your asshole.

11-02-2009, 07:06 AM

Shitwater

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im not shaving my beard just to grow it again.

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11-02-2009, 09:46 AM

FaaQ

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what kind of faggot makes the logical leap from mustache hair to nut cancer?

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11-02-2009, 09:52 AM

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Since when does mustache start with an "M" and an "O"? Is that some Canadian thing?

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11-02-2009, 09:54 AM

Chiptox

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Originally Posted by FaaQ

what kind of faggot makes the logical leap from mustache hair to nut cancer?

maybe they're trying to cure it by rubbing them together?

11-02-2009, 10:07 AM

superman21

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Originally Posted by Culinary Boner

Since when does mustache start with an "M" and an "O"? Is that some Canadian thing?

It can be spelled either way; mustache OR moustache. Hence, MOvember.

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RIP 12.29.05

11-02-2009, 12:11 PM

Fututor

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what kind of faggot makes the logical leap from mustache hair to nut cancer?

I suppose the same sort who makes the leap from the prostate to the testicles.

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I snorted coke off a girl's tit last night. She wasn't even a stripper. It was Guru's wife.

First it's a girl, then it isn't. Which is it?

11-02-2009, 12:13 PM

Culinary Boner

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I suppose the same sort who makes the leap from the prostate to the testicles.

So you don't give reach arounds then? Duly noted.

11-02-2009, 12:17 PM

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So you don't give reach arounds then? Duly noted.

We get it, you're here and you're queer. You don't have to keep reminding us every time the opportunity presents itself. Go tell your parents.

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I snorted coke off a girl's tit last night. She wasn't even a stripper. It was Guru's wife.

First it's a girl, then it isn't. Which is it?

11-02-2009, 12:33 PM

Culinary Boner

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We get it, you're here and you're queer. You don't have to keep reminding us every time the opportunity presents itself. Go tell your parents.

The more you push away, the more I want you.

11-02-2009, 02:16 PM

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The more you push away, the more I want you.

Win

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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Culinary Boner again.

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11-02-2009, 03:19 PM

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The more you push away, the more I want you.

You're looking for love in all the wrong places.

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Originally Posted by american_myth

I snorted coke off a girl's tit last night. She wasn't even a stripper. It was Guru's wife.

First it's a girl, then it isn't. Which is it?

11-02-2009, 04:11 PM

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all of you faggots should know november is dolph lundgren month

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11-03-2009, 02:02 AM

echelonxivx

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Ah, you fuckin' hairless bastards. Not even enough decency to grow some facial hair. I don't trust your lack of a beard, you goddamn alpacas.

11-03-2009, 02:50 AM

Garf

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you goddamn alpacas.

It's cruelty free.

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11-03-2009, 03:47 PM

FaaQ

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It's cruelty free.

unlike this picture of Rosie Odonells camel toe.

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11-03-2009, 04:13 PM

nater

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Originally Posted by FaaQ

unlike this picture of Rosie Odonells camel toe.

Shit man, I was like "why the fuck is he posting a picture of a fat dude?". Then I read your text, and it tricked me into looking at the crotch area.

I hate you now.

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11-03-2009, 04:21 PM

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Shit man, I was like "why the fuck is he posting a picture of a fat dude?". Then I read your text, and it tricked me into looking at the crotch area.

Srs question: Did someone draw a little dick on the left thigh of her shorts, or is that just a sweat stain?

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11-03-2009, 04:27 PM

kak

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She really let herself go.

11-03-2009, 04:38 PM

Garf

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unlike this picture of Rosie Odonells camel toe.

She disgusts me more than anyone else on the planet. On so many different levels. She might be the worst person ever.

Also, lol at the dick on her leg.

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11-03-2009, 08:22 PM

Underagedmofo

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That's a pretty sweet cankle tattoo.

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11-03-2009, 09:26 PM

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i bet that's what ms. delucci looked like

11-03-2009, 10:05 PM

superman21

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Ah, you fuckin' hairless bastards. Not even enough decency to grow some facial hair. I don't trust your lack of a beard, you goddamn alpacas.

Jesus Christ, who the fuck let you back in here?

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11-04-2009, 12:10 AM

Garf

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Jesus Christ, who the fuck let you back in here?

Oh eat a fucking dick. Despite being hilariously gay and eventually tolerable, echelon is 1000 times more interesting than you. Wait, who are you?

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