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A lot of you would like to know just where in the Hell the other forums, such as Pie and Gaming went. Well, this means that you were either a lurker before, or a newbie. Either way, you're part of the reason that this server moves like Rosie O'Donnell on a stairmaster. So in order to speed things up, I've made some of the Forums into a members-only section. Sorry, but this is what must be done to keep this server from overloading.

Now, I know a lot of you little crybabies will say "THE FORUM SHOULD BE FREE ASSHOLE" or "STOP BEING GREEDY YOU FUCKER!@#$%!" To you people, I say good riddance. I provide a free service to you for years, and when I ask for help you start bitching. Real nice. Besides, I can't be greedy. If you knew how much money I'd sank into this site, you would not only laugh at me, but also know that there's no fucking way I'm recouping it. This is to pay for the server costs, period. It also keeps out people who don't contribute to the site, either through quality posts or through monetary assistance. Doesn't sound like such a bad plan anymore, does it?

So now onto the big question: How much is this gonna cost me? Get ready to be blown away by my greed kids. Because to get into this forum you have to pay a whopping, humongous, one-time-only fee of: *drumroll*

$10.00. US.

That's right. I'm charging ten fucking dollars. And this isn't a monthly fee, or an annual fee, this is a ONE TIME ONLY FEE. Pay once. Contribute when you want. It's just that easy.

So how do I pay?

Good question. We have glorious Paypal:

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So it's up to you. If you donate, you can lurk all you want. I will never boot your account out of the forums, but I still reserve the right to ghost your ass if you step out of line. If you don't like the whole payment scheme, leave. My server is slow enough with you, I'm sure that your silent exodus will help just a little bit.

The choice is yours. There will be a F.A.Q. here shortly, but for now I figure this will answer enough of your questions.

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